Sorry to disappoint at the first hurdle, but my name's not even Ernest.
I’m Ross, a copywriter with 13 years of experience writing for some of the world’s biggest brands. In another life, I was a marketing manager, so I know the pains of finding a good freelancer too.
If we work together, you’ll get a fresh perspective, a creative helping hand, and somebody to challenge your ideas. I write for all shapes and sizes of company, across most sectors, and in every written format.
But I draw the line at dictator manifestos. (They cost extra.)
What I’m good at: web copy, big ideas, creative advertising, case studies, interviews, marketing copy, whitepapers, newsletters, emails, articles, ebooks, reports, guides, and lewd jokes on Slack.
What I’m crap at: relentless daily social, microcopy, product descriptions, and anything too short or repetitive.
Who I won’t work with: parking ticket enforcers, nuclear missile manufacturers, Boris Johnson.
But, generally, I do a bit of everything. One Tuesday last year I was ghostwriting for a CEO in The Times, and by Friday I was working on anti-wrinkle cream for testicles.
(I’m not even joking.)
So if you’re looking for somebody experienced, but lighthearted, flexible, but with a distinctive style, and fast, but meticulous, then I could be your new favourite copywriter.